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@ Jon: Bad grades got you down?
Ryan: Maybe your parents grounded you this weekend.
Spencer: Maybe you gotta mow the lawn twice in one day cause' you didn't do it right the first time.
Brendon: …Girlfriend dumped your ass.
Jon: Don't worry about it, cause' life goes on.*Everyone gives thumbs up*


@ Ch'ello Friends Or Enemies. My new years resolution is….. I going to stay healthy this year.
@ Haha! …. I'm a nerd. Yeah, I got no friends. Yeah! You guys are my friends!
@ With a chainsaw
@ Hey, I'll be a pretty boy for money
@ Jesus isn't real
@ Off the chain…off the wall
@ What am I supposed to do!? 'Honey, I love you.' What is this!
@ This is the seduction room…where I'm completely seduced by a stripper.
@ This is my first break. I hope this occurs more often…I like this.
@ WHOA! There's a one eyed cat running around here…it guards the stairwell.
@ Yeah, I man-handled that cop.
@ You smell so slutty right now.
@ Trip hop cabaret dance punk.
@ I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free.
@ I made a video of it and put it on YouTube, it's called 'Dan Angel. Snow Freak.'
@ I love Ryan as well.
@ He's just so attractive, I can't shut my eyes. [joking about sleeping in a bunk near Ryan]
@ I have my mother's hips…I have an apple bottom.
@ Piano lessons are in right now.
@ One year I was Subzero from Mortal Combat. [on past Halloween costumes]
@ WHAT? I'm not going to answer that question. Let's move on to the chocolate.
@ If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person … I'd chainsaw people.
@ If you're going to be eating, just don't, because all you're wrappers are going to be trash later on so…just don't eat.
@ If they had a Victoria's Secret, I'd be found browsing around it. I'm not going to lie, I'm curious, alright!? [when asked what store he'd be found in if locked in a mall]
@ We're the manliest of men.
@ My balls dropped finally! I got hairs on them and have become hairy in places I didn't realize was possible.
@ Could I imagine being a piano? That'd be awesome. I'd throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy!
@ Oh yeah, I've got one 'There Once Was a Man From Natucket,'…
@ You are my nast love


@ I once saw Spencer naked, with a snorkel on.
@ Yeah, thats Brendon for ya!
@ We all live like, 15 minutes away from each other, and then 1500 miles away from Jon
@ Aladdin, cause he's fucking awesome!
@ We wanted Brendon to get shot out of a canon [when asked what was one impossible thing they wanted to do for a live show]
@ We need to have alot of mustaches in our videos…
@ I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.
@ We wrote "Fever" in chronological order so the next one will probably be a progression from the second half of the album. Of course, Brendon's been in Africa for the last month and a half with Madonna trying to adopt a child so it could sound like tribal drums mashed up with like a virgin.
@ Success has many fathers, failure many sons.
@ It's disgusting. Why would people idolize someone who doesn't do anything and saying you're a model/photographer with a digital camera and photoshop does not count as an artist.
@ Me and you…we go out.
@ I'm also the fastest runner. And the highest jumper.
@ Give it up for lessons! Give it up for homework.
@ I carpool with my friends here.
@ You smell like Christmas, Jon.
@ I got sick of wearing sweatpants every day.
@ This sucks doesn't it? Everything is so cookie-cutter, you can't get away from it.


@ …Marzipan!
@ I have a cat…His name is Dylan
@ I dunno, I put an ad in the yellow pages and they just called me up [when asked how he was recruited]
@ I look like I'm delivering milk
@ How are you supposed to make love to a woman
@ This is tough, a hard day at the office
@ It wasn't my idea…sorry!
@ We've been taking yoga classes.
@ I'm allergic to candy. I've never gone trick-or-treating once.
@ If you don't have the record … buy it because … it'll blow your face off. [in ref. to Muse's album 'Origin to Symmetry']
@ We'll eat your flesh.
@ We're Randy! at the Disco.
@ …'Cause they don't give a fartknocker.
@ Don't use your parent's credit card. [When asked what advice he had for buying condoms for the first time.]
@ I'm Jon from Panic! at the Disco, and uh, I'd have to say between breasts, legs, or butts, I'm a fan of the whole package. So, as long as they're proportional, it's good, for me.
@ Um, I know that it's uh, a lot of people are skeptical about it, so if it's true then I hope, you know, I wish the planet the best of luck.
@ Yeah we carpool to every show.
@ I would like everyone to walk when possible because not only will it save our planet, but you uh, can stay in shape! Stay fit. Yeah. Stay ready.
@ Right now, I am wearing Sensual Amber. It's a new holiday scent.
@ The first time I met Brendon, we ended up singing the soundtrack to Aladdin because he had it on his iPod.
@ Actually, our whole goal for this CD is to create a close relationship with Dr. Dre. You know, getting some sort of business plan worked out. I mean, the guy's a genius.
@ There's 'Folkin' Around', 'I Don't Got a Shirt, But I've Got a Hat'. And who could forget 'Fill Me Up With Porridge'


@ Indians are craaazzzy
@ Saving lives, one day at a time, just like always
@ All of these people have jobs…I just don't know what they are
@ We have women dressed up in lingerie, it's cold outside, and it's raining. It's a dream come true.
@ Hating a band is everyone's, right but it's not cool to throw shit on stage. It's like throwing a suckerpunch.
@ 'The devil and Pete Wentz are raging inside me' or does that give away that we think Pete Wentz is god?
@ We play Guitar Hero and Ryan does voice warm-ups, each are equally painful to the ear.
@ I guess that shows how much we know of what we're actually talking about.
@ Butt is not a big deal for me. I don't know why, it just isn't.
@ People need to start becoming more aware of what's going on and doing something to fix it.
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